After last week’s heaviness, I’m keeping it chill as hell today. Only good news here.
Health Update
I’m doing so goddamn well and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m on day 16 of my antiviral cycling protocol and my heart, lungs, thyroid, nervous system, etc. are 98% back to normal. I’m now able to sit upright for most of the day, do light exercise, run errands, clean, and start working on all the things I’ve been putting off after the last seven months, so I’m feeling cautiously optimistic about the future.
Clearly, I’m not a doctor, but if you have chronic EBV, Lyme, or even debilitating long-haul Covid, I suspect an antiviral cycling protocol would be massively beneficial. People have frequently reached out in the past asking what I’ve done to recover, so I have a complete list available. Just send me a message somewhere.
Astrology Readings
Part of feeling better means that I finally added astrology readings to my website!
It occurred to me a few months ago that I’d only really done readings for family and friends, which immediately made me think 1) that the readings were only accurate because I knew them quite well, and 2) that they were afraid to tell me if the reading was inaccurate so as not to hurt my feelings.
The only way I could feel comfortable offering readings was by creating a double-blinded study scenario. Basically, by giving readings to total strangers who had no idea who I was and no reason to make me feel like I’d done a good job. So I went on Fiverr. I did approximately 20 readings and most of the time didn’t even know if the person I was reading for was a man or woman. All I had was their birth info.
And the result is… I have all perfect, five-star reviews. The most recent one being from a triple Capricorn with zero water placements, perhaps the most critical, discerning, and least likely to give a shit about my feelings person ever. After they called my reading an “Outstanding experience!” I knew I was ready for anyone.
What astrology has taught me the most is that the path to happiness and success looks different for everyone. For most of my life, I was living in a way that school and society told me was the only way to get ahead, but I was miserable. Astrology confirmed that the way I had been living was the opposite of how I’m meant to show up and that success would only happen when I embraced the parts of myself that I’d been taught my entire life to ignore.
So, that’s a big part of my readings. How are you meant to show up in the world? Where do you shine? What areas are you most likely to find spiritual and financial fulfillment? What does your ideal life look like? The one where you’re not slaving away every precious moment of your life just hoping to one day catch a break. And then how can you get there ASAP from where you’re at now? Let’s stop looking at what every external authority figure has ever told you about how to succeed and start looking at your own cosmic blueprint for how you are meant to thrive.
These are the types of questions and answers I’m interested in. If that sounds like something you’re into, then Hit. Me. UP. I’m so passionate about this and so thrilled to finally be putting it out there.
Also, thanks to everyone who sent DMs, texts, and emails on last week’s post. I appreciate all the love so much. 🙏💖